Posts tagged Alan Harper.

How to correctly make a booty call.

Alan [explaining booty calls to Jake]: You see Jake, um… in the Old West, cowboys could be out on the dusty range for months at a time, and they’d get mighty dirty. So they’d mosey into town with nothing but the clothes on their backs, and they’d need to wash them. So what they’d do is, they would go down to the creek, uh-um and strip down until they were wearing nothing but their boots.
Charlie: Why’d they keep their boots on?
Alan: Rattlesnakes. Anyways, in order to warn people that were swimming that a naked cowboy was on his way, he would yell, or, if you will, call, “Booty! Booty!”