Alan [explaining booty calls to Jake]: You see Jake, um… in the Old West, cowboys could be out on the dusty range for months at a time, and they’d get mighty dirty. So they’d mosey into town with nothing but the clothes on their backs, and they’d need to wash them. So what they’d do is, they would go down to the creek, uh-um and strip down until they were wearing nothing but their boots. Charlie: Why’d they keep their boots on? Alan: Rattlesnakes. Anyways, in order to warn people that were swimming that a naked cowboy was on his way, he would yell, or, if you will, call, “Booty! Booty!”
Note to self: Remember to tell Franny in the morning why you dislike the dad from Angels In The Outfield so much, reasons for not realizing My Girl is set in the 70s, and why you can’t watch Madonna: Sticky and Sweet Tour. Oh, and tell him that you now distrust all men named Marcus after sleeping through Why Did I Get Married Too.
LMAO @ people not voting Brendon ‘cause they think Brenchel’s relationship is shit. Uhmm i don’t give a flying fuck about their relationship, i’m watching motherfucking Big Brother not The Young And The Restless, bitch. I want to see drama and people actually playing this fucking game, both Rachel and Brendon do it.
I’m voting Brendon because
I want the drama. NEED IT.
I want to see if Dani’s sourpuss face can get any more sour
but mostly so I can LOL 4daze with Brenchel in the house