If it should ever go down and I become either a zombie, vampire, or werewolf, here is how it should go.
Zombie: Kill me. Zombies are slaves, ‘nuff said. It’s actually pretty easy to kill a zombie, ‘cause I read it in a book that my brother checked out once from his school library. If I remember correctly, it has something to do with salt or/and you have to go to the person who made me a zombie and grab a bottle that has my soul in it. So, you’re not killing me, you’re really saving me.
Vampire: Go with the flow. I wouldn’t want to die and I’d totally be fine with being a glittering vampire and no matter what, my instinct would be to stay alive - even though just like a zombie you’re not really alive. Here’s the thing, my brother will feel it’s his duty as a Corey Feldman and The Lost Boys fan to kill me. Then it’d be just like Blood In Blood Out, just like it. I just hope if I ever become a vampire that I’m not a douche like Lestat from Interview with a Vampire.
Werewolf:Do Not Kill Me. I can only imagine and believe that if I ever become a werewolf my life would be awesome. Basically, it would start off like Teen Wolf. I’d go from zero to hero. I’d go car surfing, start losing my old friends, become super popular, yada yada yada learn some lessons, be myself and live an awesomely life ever after. Being a werewolf would be super cool.
Bob The Goon from 'Batman' - Remember you are my number one guy!
I mean honestly, Bob The Goon is the greatest henchman in a movie. Ever. When Bob The Goon hands The Joker his gun AND then The Joker shoots him over some parade balloons, which is so not cool, my heart couldn’t take it then and it still can’t take it now.
So, The Joker-still Jack Napier at the time- killed Batman’s parents, okay. So, The Joker plummeted to his death, of course. So, Bob The Goon got shot with his own gun, such a shame.
And, if ever I have henchmen I would have them do exactly what Joker and his henchmen do in my favorite scene in the movie. We would go to a museum, gas out the stuffy socialites *valley girl hair flip*, deface art pieces, and have a Prince song play in the background. I couldn’t imagine a better Saturday night.
1. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are 2. B.O.B. feat. Bruno Mars - Nothing On You 3. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy 4. Britney Spears - Hit Me, Baby, One More Time 5. Jason Derulo - In My Head 6. Justin Timberlake - My Love 7. Lady Gaga - Just Dance 8. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love 9. Ne-Yo - So Sick 10. Michael Jackson - Black Or White 11. Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption 12. Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger 13. Taylor Swift - Fifteen 14. Taylor Swift - Fearless 15. Savage Garden - The Animal Song 16. Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake - Signs